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Alcohol music rings in my ears (POEM)

by Jason Lester

February 20, 2011

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I was drunk on Four Loko and ready for war. I stole a watermelon from a barber, I stole his widow's soggy teeth. I slipped inside a grocery store, demanded the cashiers run a price-check on my name. I pilfered...

Turtle mauling at SDSU pond, one student killed

by Chris Pocock

February 17, 2011

Filed under Arts & Lifestyle, The Back Page

SAN DIEGO STATE — In yet another case of Valentine’s Day gone hopelessly wrong, one SDSU student was violently mauled by turtles in SDSU’s turtle pond. James Zachery, a marine biology sophomore, was picnicking with his girlfriend...

SDS VIEW: Monty meets the Marines

by Staff

February 15, 2011

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How to survive the ‘steps’

by Miranda Adler

February 15, 2011

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I’ve heard many names for San Diego State’s infamous Free Speech Steps. To State newbies, the steps have been referred to as “that spot in front of Starbucks.” For campus regulars, the steps are commonly known as a place...

Lunch Time Loony Nooners

by Kallie Larsen

February 13, 2011

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One is the loneliest number

by Matt Doran

February 13, 2011

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Everyone knows Valentine’s Day is an artificial holiday contrived by Hershey’s and Hallmark. It was invented to force those in relationships into buying more and force those not in relationships into wishing they were in one, so ...

SDSU’s beef with beef

by Ty Thompson

February 7, 2011

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I haven’t gotten to the bottom of it yet, but I think there’s a cow conspiracy on campus. And I think it could be an epidemic. It’s mad cow crazy. So let me tell you what I know so far: Hamburgers. Have you seen them...

Our inane, innate entitlement

by Joe Stewart

February 6, 2011

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Listen up. You are not special. Don’t stop reading, you need to hear this. Designer clothes, Twitter followers and purchased friends do not make you important. None of these will bring up your GPA, get you off your DUI charge...