If you could sleep with any of my friends, who would it be?”
Men, don’t be fooled here. This is a trap. One meant to coax the inevitable wrong answer out with nothing more than a smile, saying the question doesn’t mean anything, “Just for fun.” Don’t be lured into this. There is no right answer to this question. Any answer given, even just a name, and never again will the now-seething female allow the named individual to be alone with her not-so-smart boyfriend.

Resending a text message
He got the first one. Most people don’t have an increasing interest as they continue to be spammed, why should a text be any different?

Revealing an ex-boyfriend’s habits
Ladies. He’s (hopefully) not so stupid that this obviously jealous-inducing topic was not broached on purpose. It’s rude.

Starting a statement with, “All guys …”
Women who have men completely figured out make these sweeping generalizations every day.

“All guys care about is sex.” Wrong, some guys are monks.

“All guys are shallow, self-centered tools.” Maybe shallow and self-centered tools are the only ones who find you attractive. It hurts to think that, but truth is truth. Some people may be thinking, “What if I said, ‘All guys have a penis?’” There’s this story about this one guy who was in an accident, so they removed his thumb to replace his, well … A thumb doesn’t count.

Saying a guy is cute when he’s mad
When men are mad, they want to appear mean and frightening. Guys can’t be mean, frightening and cute all at the same time. It just doesn’t work, unless he’s a gremlin.

Complaining about how many guys flirt with you
It must be a terrible inconvenience, but this is purely an attention-grabbing ploy that will make him begin wishing you were a less-attractive mute.

— Hutton Marshall is an interdisciplinary studies junior.